Hilarious Jokes
1. Doctor to Mrs. Spew: “Is your daughter always stuttering like that?” - Mrs. Spew shakes her head: “No, only when she wants to say something.” ___________________________________________ 2. A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.” The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice” ___________________________________________ 3. One shop owner asks another, “So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you’re looking for a night guard?” “Yeah, we got robbed tonight.” ___________________________________________ 4. “Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient. “Yes, just like you said, doc.” “And is the bronchitis gone now?” “Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.” ___________________________________________ 5. Why do monkeys carry the...